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Apr 4

the-silence-in-the-library:

commodore-cliche:

Texts from superheroes.

this is gold

karolineforpresident:

Well. This appears to be logical…


Eh. At least they had some fun, right?

karolineforpresident:

Well. This appears to be logical…

Eh. At least they had some fun, right?

(Source: jameswhyte)

This man is not Laurence Fishburne. That is all.

This man is not Laurence Fishburne. That is all.

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

ofools:

gnarlhess:

nationalists are so weird


This is so surreal



In her spare time, she probably writes fan fiction that ships Hitler and Sonic the Hedgehog. Daddy just didn’t slap her hard enough…

ofools:

gnarlhess:

nationalists are so weird

This is so surreal

In her spare time, she probably writes fan fiction that ships Hitler and Sonic the Hedgehog. Daddy just didn’t slap her hard enough…

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

wilwheaton:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*pant*
*pant*
No, but seriously, Creationists, Cosmos is about science, so your bullshit can go somewhere else where fairy tales are taught.



Then make your own damn show. Really. Oh, but there’s that one little problem that might have…

Creationists don’t have enough “theory” to even fill a thirty second commercial. 

Who created the universe and everything else?
God.
Why did he create it?
That’s not for us to understand.
What about all the times the Bible contradicts itself?
Quit questioning faith!
The End.

wilwheaton:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*pant*

*pant*

No, but seriously, Creationists, Cosmos is about science, so your bullshit can go somewhere else where fairy tales are taught.

Then make your own damn show. Really. Oh, but there’s that one little problem that might have… Creationists don’t have enough “theory” to even fill a thirty second commercial. Who created the universe and everything else? God. Why did he create it? That’s not for us to understand. What about all the times the Bible contradicts itself? Quit questioning faith! The End.

itswalky:

therobotmonster:

protomlad:

cassowarykisses:

Robots in Disguise #28 Preview

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

Thundercracker writes crappy human fanfic screenplays

He has a DOG

HE HAS A DOG

"Handsome like an F-22"

Thundercracker is the best. 

best screenplay ever

EVERRRR

Love the self-insert. “Handsome like an F-22”…just like his alt-mode. It’s frickin’ stereotypical fanfic from a 20 foot tall killing machine.

(Source: ellendegeneres)

chrisjeffery:

krudman:

angrycinnabun:

krudman:

angrycinnabun:

krudman:

tacobell:

Taco Bell Breakfast is coming. Get the Waffle Taco March 27. 



Okay so they have these already where I’m living right now and they look like the most disgusting gross piece of trash like no don’t put that shit in a waffle

It looks terrible and I want, like, 43 of them in my mouth.

Scott no. Scott stop

I am going to liveblog me eating this horse pile in 7 days and I am sending you photos of every mistake I make by consuming this train wreck.
#livemas

As soon as that A.M. Crunchwrap goes on sale I’m eating at least two and Twitter is getting a play-by-play.


Don’t do it. People need their intestines to live.

chrisjeffery:

krudman:

angrycinnabun:

krudman:

angrycinnabun:

krudman:

tacobell:

Taco Bell Breakfast is coming. Get the Waffle Taco March 27. 

Okay so they have these already where I’m living right now and they look like the most disgusting gross piece of trash like no don’t put that shit in a waffle

It looks terrible and I want, like, 43 of them in my mouth.

Scott no. Scott stop

I am going to liveblog me eating this horse pile in 7 days and I am sending you photos of every mistake I make by consuming this train wreck.

#livemas

As soon as that A.M. Crunchwrap goes on sale I’m eating at least two and Twitter is getting a play-by-play.

Don’t do it. People need their intestines to live.